Saturday, May 11, 2013

The things kids say...

A snippet of conversation from last night's bedtime routine:

Me: *attempting to hold onto a nekkid, squirming, giggling girl and put a clean diaper on her*
Me: Where you goin' with that nekkid bum? Huh? Huh? Where you goin' with that nekkid bum? *tickle tickle tickle*
Evie: *screaming with laughter* To market!
Me: !!!
Me: Bwahahahahaha! Whaaaat?????
Evie: I'M TAKIN' THIS BUM TO MARKET!

I told JD later that it is lucky she is three and not sixteen, or she would be sooooooo grounded.